Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Bovine advice is the best advice

Happy Thanksgiving.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Burn baby burn


Monday, November 13, 2017

Mid century tanks, oops, I mean cars

Big was the operative word back in the day.

Friday, November 10, 2017

I love vintage street scenes

Mid century Chinatown in San Francisco.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Get you some of this

One of the five digital downloads I bought today.   Imani Coppola rules.

Friday, November 3, 2017

Monday, October 30, 2017

It's a great day in the USA

Trump cronies indicted in Muller's Russia probe, Trump's transgender ban gets struck down by a judge who noted that all the reasons Trump said we needed it were already proven false by the military, and the FBI is investigating how a tiny firm owned by Trump donors with two employees gets the no bid contract to rebuild Puerto Rico's power grid.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Minnesota used to be cool

 It's a frozen hellscape now though.

Monday, October 23, 2017

There's no cure like travel

I love these minimalist influenced mid century travel ads.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Serb of the week

The lovely Branka Katic.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Salon Fresh

'Salon Fresh' 
(acrylic and paper on 24x48" wooden panel)

Friday, October 13, 2017

One of my newest finished works

'NATIONAL BIRD NIGHT 2' (acrylic, paper, and wooden buttons on 24x48" canvas).

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Mike Ditka says there's been no racial oppression for a hundred years, do you agree with him?

"Totally.  I haven't seen any oppression so it's obviously not there.  And I won't believe you if you try to show me any because people like Al Sharpton and the NAACP made it up in order to keep people stirred up and so they can make money off it."

"All that racial oppression ended when the slaves were freed.  Just ask any white land owner."

"Racial oppression?  If anything it's us white males who are racially oppressed.  Affirmative action is oppressing us, the women's movement is oppressing us, the gay rights crowd is taking away our freedoms, and the Negroes have joined forces with the Chinks, the wops, the drunken Indians, and the slopes to further take away our rights.  So hell yes, Ditka is spot on but the Jews in the media won't let him go further like I just did."

"Hang on, Mr. Ditka just recently disavowed those divise comments and said that yes. there has been racial oppression and that he hates discrimination of all kinds." 

"Ditka is a god damned race traitor!  He's in bed with the politically correct Black Lives Matter crowd.  He needs to be strung up for turning his back on the white race!  He will not replace us!  Land and freedom!  Fuck him and his blood libel!" 

Friday, October 6, 2017

The artist's vision

Art isn't a photograph.  It's not about reproducing reality.  It's about how the artist sees his subject and how they choose to interpret it.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Fuck your thoughts, prayers, and condolences

Spare us the bullshit and actually do something about getting guns off the street and out of the hands of white male terrorists.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Foxy Friday

Ms. Zazie Beetz.

Monday, September 25, 2017

See if you can spot the difference between when white folks demonstrate peacefully and when black folks demonstrate peacefully

When white folks do it, more often than not they're doing to uphold white supremacy, when black folks do it, they're doing it to expand freedom and civil rights to more people.

Friday, September 22, 2017

The man of the hour

This is Sparky's indestructible dad.  He's about to turn 91 and despite all the things that life has thrown his way, he's still going.  He loves, in no particular order, University of TN college football, his blue hoodie jacket, biscuits and gravy, his wife of 63 years, and going for drives in the country.  He's a top notch guy.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Hanging out with Jane

She's such an adorable silver fox.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Massive crush o' the moment

Ms. Rachel Price of Lake Street Dive.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Some work from 2016

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

You're welcome

Feel free to use these on your social media websites when random white people feel the need to comment on your posts or reply to your comments. Let those random opinion sharing white folks know they're appreciated.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

And now, here's Jim McKay...

Monday, September 4, 2017

RIP Walter Becker

So many Steely Dan songs are on the soundtrack to my life. This one was huge.  Thanks for all the great music Mr. Becker.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Happy Labor Day

Union forever.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Give him a break

Everybody needs to lay off Joel Osteen.  So what if he didn't want to open his mega church to dirty flood and hurricane ravaged people?  So what if that's not what Jesus would have done.  Last time I checked Jesus didn't have a multi million dollar property to maintain.  Next thing you know people will be barking that Osteen needs to feed the hungry and house the homeless in his huge church.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Everything's better with wiener

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wednesday wisdom


Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Hey you neo Nazis, why were you marching in Charlottesville?

"I marched because I want to wear white shoes after Labor Day and I'm tired of those black people giving me the side eye for it. They think they're so much better than me because I make a fashion faux pas, fuck them.  It's time to take fashion black, oops, I mean back from black people.  Let America wear white again!" 

"A black chick turned me down for a date, NOW ALL BLACK PEOPLE MUST SUFFER!  My penis demands collective punishment!" 

"Sorry, we were just there to pick up white supremacist gay dudes. Now put that camera away, our beards, oops, I mean, our wives might see this photo."

"We want tuna salad every day for lunch.  WITH EXTRA MAYO!  Those Negroes don't like mayo and it's our country so we have to get rid of the anti mayo activists."

"We're scared we'll become irrelevant, and also that we'll be forced to gay marry a Mexican Muslim drug dealing crossdresser." 

"Pie.  I like pie."

"Look, I got hammered and dressed up like Jared Kushner and just ended up there okay?  Don't tell my boss or my rabbi that I came to this thing all right?  It just feels right to be around other unsuccessful frightened out of work white males who live in trailer parks and or our parents basement."