Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Barn of the week


Friday, July 14, 2017

Inspiration


I draw a lot of artistic inspiration from mid century jazz album covers.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

People who accepted a Facebook friend request from Jayden K. Smith speak out

 "Ever since I accepted his friend request food tastes better.  The sun shines brighter.  Rain feels wetter and my poop is solid once again.  He's been a godsend."
"Chicks dig me more and I get handjobs galore now that me and Jay Jay are Facebook buds."

 "I haven't had a period in a month of so and I'm sick in the morning a lot lately." 
"A Negro family moved in down the street from me and the wife and Mr. Smith encouraged me not to don my Klan robes and burn a cross in their yard.  He told me to extend the hand of friendship, like I had done to him, and you know what?  Now my wife and I are friends with that black couple and we go to swingers parties together."  

"Horses are pretty."

"Jayden K. Smith has ruined my life.  He changed all the settings on our home electronics and then he got me fired from my job.  He looted my bank account, slept with my wife, and he got me hooked on drugs, hardcore porn, and United Methodism.  I rue the day I accepted his friend request.  RUE IT I say!"

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Manly man

Sorry for the lack of blogging, lots of shit going down here.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Not enough sunblock in the world

Asshole shuts down all the state beaches in New Jersey, except for the one at his taxpayer funded beach house.  And this prick wanted to be POTUS.  Fuck him.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

There's no there there

I took Sparky's parents for a ride over to where I spent my adolescence, Lee County VA.  I don't know what was more depressing about that area, the memories of being bullied by my cousins and their mentally ill mother while I lived there or the fact that Lee County hasn't moved an inch forward since I moved out in 1980.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Scottish lass of the week




Sara Vickers.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Christo's back


Monday, June 26, 2017

Work in progress

This one is called 'Southern Royalty.'

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Happy solstice!

It's all down hill to winter from here.

Monday, June 19, 2017

I'm still here

I haven't gone away yet.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

She loves Dick


Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Happy Flag Day

My favorite flag.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Forgotten and abandoned





They were all once someone's pride and joy.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Sometimes love changes the world

Happy Loving Day. Don't give in to the fear, the hate, and the bullshit they spew out of Washington DC and the corporate media.  If Mildred Loving and her husband can help make the world a better place, then so can you.  Let their example and the example of Jeremy Corbyn in Britain give you hope.  Love trumps hate, for the many not the few.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Work in progress

I'm busy helping take care of the old folks yet again this weekend, so I haven't had much time to work on this new work.  But I like the direction it's going.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Proof

Yes, people do wear shorts in Alberta in June.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Tell the truth

To my British friends, please vote Labour on June 8th, send this bitch to the retirement home.

Afro of the week




Shalom Brune-Franklin.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

My crystal ball tells me...

...covfefe!

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Trump-tastic!

On a Memorial Day when a draft dodger went to Arlington National Cemetery, where you can bet he avoided the section where the Vietnam vets were buried, his daughter wanted all of us to eat popsicles made from champagne and his son in law tried to cover his ass for trying to open back channel sleazy business discussions with the Russians.  I have no idea what Donald Jr and Donald Jr Jr were up to, but I'm sure it was about as traitorous and stupid sleazy as the rest of the family.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

How I feel

When Trump the Chump took office.

And when he's impeached and forced out.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Ben Carson proves every day that having a college education doesn't make a person smart



"Ben Carson said the other day that being poor is largely a state of mind."


"I'll be sure to tell my seven children that crap when their bellies are empty and we have no money for food because all the jobs around here have been outsourced to China because they have a workforce that is forced to work for pennies on the hour.  And the fat cats and banksters who invest in the companies that outsource make shitloads of money while we starve.  My kids are going to love being told that our poverty and their empty bellies are largely a state of mind."

"Hang on, isn't Ben Carson the one who got his college education and placement in medical school thanks to Affirmative Action?  The very same program he now wants the government to eliminate?  And the answer to my rhetorical question is yes, he is the same man."

"You know what?  Fuck that guy.  He's got his and now he wants to deny us the same things that he got.  His family got help from the government.  They got help with food, shelter, and education, and now he wants to deny the same kind of help to us?  Fuck that guy with a rusty butcher's knife." 

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Suicide bomber in the Middle East blows up people, no big thing, but when they do it in the west it's suddenly the worst thing ever.

Looks like all that praying that terrorism would go away didn't work.  Maybe we should stop praying and start not funding repressive governments.  Also not acting like the world is ours in the USA to plunder might help in ending terrorism.  Stopping religious fundamentalism, ending predatory capitalism, repealing institutional racism will also help in the fight against terror.

But hey, I could be wrong, maybe this time your pathetic prayers to gods that aren't there will end terrorism.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Excellence in design


Good years for Kentucky State Fair posters.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Art in action

This painting is my favorite among the bigger scale works I've been doing recently.  I like it so much that I hung it in my home office so I can see it every day.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Promises promises

"Drop the Flynn investigation and I'll make Ivanka give you a handjob. Seriously.  She gives the best handjobs.  Everybody knows."

Monday, May 15, 2017

Monday motivation


Sunday, May 14, 2017

Sexy Sunday